4 Presidential Candidates, None Fit to Serve

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It’s sad that voters will be forced to choose between four major and minor party presidential candidates when none of them are fit for the office of the American presidency. If only their parties had administered a simple four-question test to eliminate them during the primary process:

  1. Did you mishandle highly classified information? (Y/N)
  2. Is it okay to grab a woman by her pussy? (Y/N)
  3. Do you know what a Leppo* is? (Y/N)
  4. Are vaccines and Wifi safe? (Y/N)

*Trick question!

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